My new and exciting friend Andrew Ward sent me this and I have to blog about it for two reasons, those two reasons being:
1) It pretty much defies comprehension and
2) I accidentally drank an espresso martini just before bed last night and have barely slept. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, PEOPLE.
Or is it? Try on my RWDB TRUTH FINDING BLOG READING GLASSES TM for size (picture below on my pet pooch Professor Poowinkle). They will help you crack her evil code.
My new and exciting friend Andrew Ward sent me this and I have to blog about it for two reasons, those two reasons being:
1) It pretty much defies comprehension and
2) I accidentally drank an espresso martini just before bed last night and have barely slept. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, PEOPLE.
= i touch chilldren
She spelt children wrong, but let's not focus on the petty things in this situation. The point is she's a self-confessed CHILD MOLESTOR.
Rest assured I shall be contacting the relevant authorities regarding Hardy's hideous sexual assault on a small child - once I am done gently rubbing my crotch into the comforting warmth generated from the base of my laptop as I watch endless footage of Bea Arthur on YouTube.
In the meantime, I recommend we respond to Marieke's heinous violence against children by beating her with sticks before gang raping her. Isn't that the Muslim way she so approves of?